My response to Marry You by Bruno Mars

I know this song has been out for a very long time, and I never really took much notice of the lyrics. This morning I heard it over the radio while I was getting ready for school and I thought the lyrics were ridiculous.

So, this would be my response to anyone who proposes to me using this song:

"Marry You"

Bruno: It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Me: You think marrying me is a dumb thing to do? Even if I'm looking for dumb things to do with you, I'm talking about plucking each others' brows or cross dressing or comparing each other's nipple size

Bruno: Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Me: You don't even know why you wanna marry me

Bruno: Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, girl.

Me: WOW you wanna marry me while you're DRUNK.

Bruno: Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Me: 'if' I'm ready? IF I'm ready??? 

You're already forcing me to say YES and now you're asking if I'M READY??

Bruno: Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Me: Shut up

Bruno: Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Me: Shut the fuck up

Bruno: I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So what you wanna do?

Let's just run girl.

Me: You're drunk, go home

Lyrics from: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/brunomars/marryyou.html

xx,

- A